My acne has been acting up really badly lately and I could not figure out why.
Laying in bed, I thought, ‘oh, my Wallflower smells nice.’
It’s literally oil being heated and sent into the air. I’ve been sleeping with oil swimming around my face every single night and I COULDNT FIGURE IT OUT.
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
when your grandma tells you that you gained weight thats when you know
If you’re one of those people who brings up how much you want to die when you know it will get you the most attention and ruin someone’s day then I don’t like you.
Like yeah, depression is a really awful thing.
It’s not a reason to make other people miserable, too.
Talk to your friends about it when you can.
Don’t bring it up out of nowhere so that people will feel awkward and take time out of their good mood to compliment you!