Posted 11 hours ago

she keep me worm

(Source: sleepyblob)

Posted 11 hours ago

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

Posted 11 hours ago

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: stropping)

Posted 1 day ago

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Posted 1 day ago

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

Posted 1 day ago
  1. me: I'm so cute
  2. me 15 mins later: I hate myself
Posted 1 day ago
  1. Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  2. Me: Yes
Posted 1 day ago

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

Posted 1 day ago

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

Posted 1 day ago

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

Posted 1 day ago

wanderingfugitive:

Kevin loves pirates.

Posted 1 day ago
autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

Posted 1 day ago
  1. english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  2. english is their first language: hte fuckign
Posted 1 day ago

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

The only thing I got out of this post was half a chuckle and a newfound knowledge of what tfw means

Posted 1 day ago

*removes one earbud* what

(Source: colorcombos)