Posted 13 hours ago

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

Posted 13 hours ago

My acne has been acting up really badly lately and I could not figure out why.
Laying in bed, I thought, ‘oh, my Wallflower smells nice.’
My Wallflower.
It’s literally oil being heated and sent into the air. I’ve been sleeping with oil swimming around my face every single night and I COULDNT FIGURE IT OUT.

Posted 14 hours ago

why is the feels guy always looking right?

cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

image

Posted 14 hours ago

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

(Source: deathology)

Posted 14 hours ago

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

Posted 14 hours ago

1 skeleton = 1000000 skelegrams

(Source: verycooltrash)

Posted 14 hours ago

hi:

well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

Posted 14 hours ago

(Source: methapors)

Posted 14 hours ago

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

Posted 14 hours ago

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

primadonnagoth
Posted 15 hours ago

rhyse:

Please watch this

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

oomshi:

when your grandma tells you that you gained weight thats when you know

Posted 15 hours ago

If you’re one of those people who brings up how much you want to die when you know it will get you the most attention and ruin someone’s day then I don’t like you.
Like yeah, depression is a really awful thing.
It’s not a reason to make other people miserable, too.
Talk to your friends about it when you can.
Don’t bring it up out of nowhere so that people will feel awkward and take time out of their good mood to compliment you!

Posted 15 hours ago
Tch
Anime protagonist with a tortured past that is still trying to grasp the magic of friendship (via thecornhusker)

(Source: bigassbarahands)